sueslayer:

archetypalboner:

galesofnovember:

someone told me once that “blink blink” is cat for “I love you”

I’m sure this is total bullshit but i choose to believe it.

#ACTUALLY NOT AS BULLSHIT AS ONE MIGHT THINK!!!! #like most animals cats do not close their eyes when they are in a state of fear or anxiety - or hunting #so when your cat stares at you and slowly blinks that means it’s comfortable and doesn’t see you as a threat #so a blinking cat means they trust you #:3

cats are hardcore man. instead of going, “i love you,” or whatever, they’re just like, “YOU ARE NEITHER MY ENEMY NOR MY PREY AND I THUS ALLOW YOU TO BE IN MY UNGUARDED PRESENCE.”

Friday Mar 3 @ 05:15pm

cutestofthecute:

(via)

Friday Feb 2 @ 03:38pm

animalstalkinginallcaps:

HEY.

HI.

HOW WAS WORK?

DID YOU GET A BOYFRIEND?

YOU LOOK GREAT.

YOU REALLY DO.

HI.

WELCOME HOME.

NICE TO SEE YOU.

ANY HUNKY DUDES AT THE OLD WORKPLACE?

HOW’S THE WEATHER?

I SHIT IN THE CLOSET.

WANT TO GO ON THE INTERNET?

I LOVE THE INTERNET.

HOW WAS WORK?

I’M HUNGRY.

WE MISSED YOU.

I’M HUNGRY TOO.

YOU LOOK STUNNING.

ALL MATTER IS MERELY ENERGY CONDENSED TO A SLOW VIBRATION.

LET’S WATCH TV.

HOW WAS WORK?

Monday Dec 12 @ 11:46am

aster109:

ominousbedroom:

f3tchh:

lucifersnuts:

dustlightandrain:

octopodes-not-octopi:

slipoftheapple:

The cat in the background is the best part.

No, the one in the ceiling is.

this

WAATTT I DIDN’T SEE THE CAT IN THE CEILING BEFORE. OMG

THE CEILING ONE OMFGGgGG

wtf is this shit

But how… xD crazy…

Thursday Aug 8 @ 09:47pm

Tuesday Jun 6 @ 11:04pm

Tuesday Jun 6 @ 10:05pm

sondheimlolcats:

AN WAN DAI ILL STEEL U

Saturday Jan 1 @ 12:04pm

Sunday Jan 1 @ 12:05pm