Stage management is like parenting, with curse words and tape. —(via rent-fanfictions)

john-egberts-floating-arms:

rick-sanchez:

camiekahle:

THIS IS THE BEST THING I HAVE EVER SEEN

I’VE BEEN TRYING TO FIND THIS FOR SEVEN YEARS

DO YOU UNDERSTAND HOW HARD IT IS TO ?????

I’m fucking dying

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#AMAZING THINGS  #funny things  #the lion king  
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#truth  #me  #parks and rec  #Parks and Recreation  #jim o'heir  

erosgoldenstar:

Today my English teacher was acting grumpy and halfway through class she sighed and said “I’m sorry I’m cranky today guys, I just keep thinking about the How I Met Your Mother finale”

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#ahahaha  #i feel ya bro  #himym  #how i met your mother  

closet-sociopathh:

unmutekurloz:

pyralsnout:

itsstuckyinmyhead:

Pluto Tumblr Posts photoset

(You’re welcome)

OHANA MEANS FAMILY
VIVA LA PLUTO FUCK YOU

PLUTO IS CRYING

DONT BE COLD, HE STILL EXISTS.

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#funny things  #pluto  #space  #tumblr things  #viva la pluto fuck you!  

hearnoevil:

janelle monáe and kimbra - Wanna Be Startin’ Somethin

janelle monáe and kimbra cover Michael Jackson’s Wanna Be Startin’ Somethin and the result is awesome! 

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#I AM SO INTO THIS  #janelle monae  #kimbra  #michael jackson  #wanna be startin something  

guywoodhouse:

New York City   1983

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#broadway  #new york city  

did-you-kno:

Giraffes and humans have the same number of vertebrae in their necks. Source

fivebroadwayelephants! You congrats you did the thing gift!

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#giraffes  #fivebroadwayelephants  #did-you-kno  

poopflow:

im so glad he exists

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#chris pratt  #AMAZING THINGS  #funny things  

zooophagous:

My heart.

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#:)  
It’s on netflix —A crucial component of any recommendation  (via gingerthon)
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#truth  #television  

tipsymaple:

I may not be a perfect person but at least I have never yelled at an employee in a store

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#YES!  #DON'T YELL!  
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#you were greatly snubbed sir  #andrew braugher  #but i will always love you  #brooklyn 99  #brooklyn nine nine  #b99  

franklyrebecca:

just a few of the many reasons why I’m excited for when the tumblr generation becomes parents

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#Tumblr things  #parenting  #funny things  

My Essay 'Two Victors' published by The Hairpin

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